In Which I Present a Long-Lost Movie Tie-In

Below are several participle-based movie titles. Can you circle the ones that aren't real?

• Gleaming the Cube
• Saving Silverman
• Feeling Minnesota
• Shucking the Oyster
• Torking the Flange
• Dorfing the Golf
• Smucking the Jam

What Are Some Other Things You Might Like to Gleam?
Write your answers below:

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Michael Tolkien, screenwriter of Gleaming the Cube, also wrote Robert Altman's The Player. Does this mean that Gleaming the Cube is also a good film?