In Which I Show No Respect for the Recently Deceased

So, Johnny Hart died this Saturday. Too bad-- if he'd managed to kick it one day earlier, on Good Friday, maybe he would've risen again on Sunday.

[Boos from audience. "Too soon!"]

Look, all I know is, if you can convert a bunch of cavemen to a religion that didn't exist until 350,000 years later, you must be some sort of powerful wizard. A Wizard... of Id, if you will.

[More boos]

Okay, I realize these jokes aren't funny, but then again, that makes them perfect for Johnny Hart.

[Tomatoes thrown. Dan runs offstage.]