In Which I Engage in a Productive Email Correspondence

FROM: steviep@jmail.com
SUBJECT: RE: how you need it

With regards to your earlier query regarding the way you need it. I would like to assure you that any way you want it would be fine.

Best,
Steve

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FROM: whitherlaffs@email.com
SUBJECT: RE: how you need it

Steve--

Any way I want it?

Dan

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FROM: steviep@jmail.com
RE: how you need it

D - that's the way you need it, yes.

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FROM: whitherlaffs@email.com
SUBJECT: RE: how you need it

Steve--

That seems awfully wide open. I find it hard to believe that absolutely any choice that I make w/r/t the way that I want it would supply me (in equal measure) with the way that I need it.

Thanks for your help clearing up this matter!

Dan

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FROM: steviep@jmail.com
SUBJECT: RE: how you need it

Look, man. All I know is this-- if you want it in any way, that's how you need it.

S.

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FROM: whitherlaffs@email.com
SUBJECT: RE: how you need it

Steve--

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hold. On.

What you're telling me defies logic. For instance, say that one day (A) the way I want it is with chocolate sauce and a maraschino cherry, and on day (B) I wanted it with sardines and flan. Do I truly need it the same on (B) as I do on (A)? Or what if I wanted it with knife fights, open sores, and castration. Is that really the way I need it?

Confused.

Dan.

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FROM: steviep@jmail.com
SUBJECT: RE: how you need it

(guitar solo)