Wednesday, August 16, 2006

In Which I Discourse On a Number of Subtle Distinctions, Which are Important to Note

Pod Kast - A podcast focusing on issues important to the band OutKast.

Out Cast - A podcast focusing on issues important to the gay community.

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Swingline - A kind of stapler.

Swing Line - A boat cruise catering exclusively to wife-swappers.

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Morning Dew - Something that often comes from a male teenager's genitals.

Mountain Dew - Urine.

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The Pulitzer Prize - The highest honor in journalism.

The Pull It, Sir! Prize - The highest honor in masturbation.

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Okay, this post has just devolved into a series of dirty jokes. I apologize to you all, but mostly to my parents. You put me through college for this?

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