Hiatus Week

The Flop House is off this week, mainly (solely?) because Dan was in Florida. Was he there casting the title role of Elliott's long-awaited "Rocket Crocodile and The World of Tomorrow?" Unlikely. He was probably just sucking down rum drinks and paying bikini girls to massage his bunions. Pervazoid.

We apologize for the break, but rest assured we'll be back with a new episode next weekend. In the meantime, please enjoy Jean Claude Van Damme pulling Rob Schneider around in a rickshaw:

Hey Nerds

Please follow me on Twitter @dankmccoy.

love,

Dan

P.S. - Sorry for calling you nerds

Predicted Future (Unpopular) Porn Film

I apologize to everyone.

Unca Dan's Comics TK

I wrote/drew my Monday comic, but then I forgot it at work, like an idiot-- and then I spent all of the evening recording my next podcast. I promise that I'll post a slightly belated comic tomorrow.

In Which I Discourse On a Number of Subtle Distinctions, Which are Important to Note

Pod Kast - A podcast focusing on issues important to the band OutKast.

Out Cast - A podcast focusing on issues important to the gay community.

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Swingline - A kind of stapler.

Swing Line - A boat cruise catering exclusively to wife-swappers.

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Morning Dew - Something that often comes from a male teenager's genitals.

Mountain Dew - Urine.

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The Pulitzer Prize - The highest honor in journalism.

The Pull It, Sir! Prize - The highest honor in masturbation.

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Okay, this post has just devolved into a series of dirty jokes. I apologize to you all, but mostly to my parents. You put me through college for this?