Showing posts with label Dan's birthday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dan's birthday. Show all posts
Sunday, June 21, 2009
I Can Has Birthday
My brother John sent me this LOL Birthday card that he threw together. It's a startlingly accurate depiction of my lifestyle.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Monday, June 19, 2006
Happy Birthday to ME
It's my birthday!
I was going to write a long post, pondering all the lessons I've learned over the past year. It was going to be rueful and clear-eyed and funny. But then I realized that pretending that my living another year meant that I've learned anything would just be a big lie. Also, I'm lazy by nature, so there's no better way for me to celebrate the day of my birth by honoring my flaws and not writing anything of value in this space whatsoever.
Eat my birthday, suckers!
Warmly,
Dan
I was going to write a long post, pondering all the lessons I've learned over the past year. It was going to be rueful and clear-eyed and funny. But then I realized that pretending that my living another year meant that I've learned anything would just be a big lie. Also, I'm lazy by nature, so there's no better way for me to celebrate the day of my birth by honoring my flaws and not writing anything of value in this space whatsoever.
Eat my birthday, suckers!
Warmly,
Dan
Friday, August 12, 2005
1978
It's a very special time in a young man's life, when the number of visitors to his blog equal the year he was born.
Thursday, July 07, 2005
Yeah, I Had a Birthday... JEALOUS?
My birthday celebration was on June 18 (my real b-day was the 19th, but y'know... that was a Sunday).
There was much hubbub, hullaballoo, and folderal. There have even been reports of isolated gamboling, but those are, as yet, unconfirmed.
Anyway, many comedy folks were in attendance, as well as some non-comedy folks (I do have normal friends, you know). However, since this is my comedy blog, I'll stick to embarrassing those people.
My cake... apparently people were under the impression that they were attending Larry Flynt's birthday. And what's with the nipple next to the 2? It seems to be migrating off the breast. Perhaps it has dreams of becoming someone else's third nipple.
Why, it's Juvie Hall impresario and Back Stage 2005 Comedy Best Bet, Erik Marcisack, looking at the camera as if to say, "I came all the way out to Brooklyn, and all I got was this Coors Light t-shirt?"
Hey, who let our tech guy Joe out of the booth? Someone get the cattle prod.
My college friend Liz (actress extraordinaire and SNR special guest) and I are dancing so hard that we've thrown the picture out of focus.
"In Which Comedian and Writer Ritch Duncan and I Gesticulate Wildly"
And now, the most scandalous pictures of all. (The bidding starts now, US Weekly!) How do the host of Sara Schaefer is Obsessed With You, and SSIOWY staff writer Dan McCoy unwind after their triumphant Lisa Loeb/ Chris Genoa show?
...by drinking some kind of fruit-flavored booze out of an enormous goblet.
Whoa! Slow down there, TV's Sara Schaefer!
DAMN YOU, SCHAEFER!!!!!
There was much hubbub, hullaballoo, and folderal. There have even been reports of isolated gamboling, but those are, as yet, unconfirmed.
Anyway, many comedy folks were in attendance, as well as some non-comedy folks (I do have normal friends, you know). However, since this is my comedy blog, I'll stick to embarrassing those people.
My cake... apparently people were under the impression that they were attending Larry Flynt's birthday. And what's with the nipple next to the 2? It seems to be migrating off the breast. Perhaps it has dreams of becoming someone else's third nipple.
Why, it's Juvie Hall impresario and Back Stage 2005 Comedy Best Bet, Erik Marcisack, looking at the camera as if to say, "I came all the way out to Brooklyn, and all I got was this Coors Light t-shirt?"
Hey, who let our tech guy Joe out of the booth? Someone get the cattle prod.
My college friend Liz (actress extraordinaire and SNR special guest) and I are dancing so hard that we've thrown the picture out of focus.
"In Which Comedian and Writer Ritch Duncan and I Gesticulate Wildly"
And now, the most scandalous pictures of all. (The bidding starts now, US Weekly!) How do the host of Sara Schaefer is Obsessed With You, and SSIOWY staff writer Dan McCoy unwind after their triumphant Lisa Loeb/ Chris Genoa show?
...by drinking some kind of fruit-flavored booze out of an enormous goblet.
Whoa! Slow down there, TV's Sara Schaefer!
DAMN YOU, SCHAEFER!!!!!
Monday, June 13, 2005
Say... Who's the Musical Guest at this Week's Sara Schaefer is Obsessed With You?
Well, here's a little hint:
In addition to our musical guest, Sarah will be interviewing Chris Genoa, novelist... and her fiancee. Pre-marital sparks are sure to fly. Also, someone might act like a monkey.
See the show at Juvie Hall Sketch Comedy Theater, this Friday, June 17th at 8 PM. The address? 24 Bond Street, btw Bowery & Lafayette. Tickets are $8, through SmartTix 212-868-4444, or at the door. Seats are going fast.
...Oh, and happy birthday to me, this Sunday.
In addition to our musical guest, Sarah will be interviewing Chris Genoa, novelist... and her fiancee. Pre-marital sparks are sure to fly. Also, someone might act like a monkey.
See the show at Juvie Hall Sketch Comedy Theater, this Friday, June 17th at 8 PM. The address? 24 Bond Street, btw Bowery & Lafayette. Tickets are $8, through SmartTix 212-868-4444, or at the door. Seats are going fast.
...Oh, and happy birthday to me, this Sunday.
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