The Flop House is off this week, mainly (solely?) because Dan was in Florida. Was he there casting the title role of Elliott's long-awaited "Rocket Crocodile and The World of Tomorrow?" Unlikely. He was probably just sucking down rum drinks and paying bikini girls to massage his bunions. Pervazoid.
We apologize for the break, but rest assured we'll be back with a new episode next weekend. In the meantime, please enjoy Jean Claude Van Damme pulling Rob Schneider around in a rickshaw: