Bartlett's Forgotten Quotations

"I really think I should publish this under a more respectable name than 'Chuck Dick.'"
--Charles Dickens

"Où ce sceptre est? J'oublierais ma tête s'il ne m'a pas été attaché.
--Marie Antoinette

"Then, after the orgy, the puppet show!"
--Caligula

"Burn all my ten-dollar bills"
--Aaron Burr

"...In Bed."
-- Confucius

"Is it just me, or does something smell like krill?"
--Jonah

"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for MY BALLS, LADIES!"
--John F. Kennedy

"I'm dying of what?"
--Marie Curie