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Mr. Whitepants at Ochi's TOMORROW

From Ritch Duncan (the host)'s promo release:

Third Friday's comedy show is back with a vengeance, and by that I mean "back."

There is never a cover charge, and if you haven't come by in a while, this one will be a great one- performing Friday night:

Patrick Borelli
Rob Lathan
The Sketch Comedy of Mr. Whitepants
Jane Borden
Peggy O'Brien
Charles Starr

Just a one item minimum per audience member, this free show starts at 7:00, ends at 8:30, and will be greatly enhanced by your presence!

Friday, August 21
7:00pm - 8:45pm
Ochi's Lounge (Downstairs at Comix)
353 W. 14th Street (between 8th and 9th)
New York, NY

Henry Wants to Give Everyone Golf Lessons

The Flop House: Episode #43 is ONLINE

Robert Deniro. Al Pacino. Co-starring together at last, as the result of an cruel prank, in which they are cast in a terrible, terrible (terrible) movie. We talk about Righteous Kill. Meanwhile Dan lets us in on why he sees everything as the set-up for an erotic cat-and-mouse game, Elliott talks about the most effective treatment for a coma, and Meghan unwittingly reveals Elliott and Dan's secret life as sex workers.

0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and theme
0:38 - 5:20 - We spend some time discussing Stuart's penis and introduce our guest host, Meghan O'Neill.
5:21 - 36:59 - How many lousy movies do two of the greatest actors of their generation have to make, before we give up on them? Just one, if it's Righteous Kill.
37:00 - 38:06- A break for station identification and all things Flop House.
38:07 - 42:45 - Final judgments
42:46 - 43:52 - We tease letters but cruelly do not read any this episode.
43:53 - 51:27 - The sad bastards recommend.
51:28 - 53:20 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes.

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Wikipedia synopsis of Righteous Kill

Here's a link to the sketch group Mr. Whitepants (NOT Mrwhitepants.com, which is NSFW).

And here's a link to Story Pirates, which helps keep Meghan off the streets and performing.

Channel 101 Winner

9 AM Meeting, the video short I did with friend and fellow Mr. Whitepants-member Matt Koff, was the #1 vote-getter at this month's Channel 101. You can now see it on their website.

Thanks to all who voted, and come out to see episode two, which will be part of a special Channel 101 screening at the New York Television Festival.

9 AM Meeting at Channel 101

Hey, why not come out and see my web-series 9 AM Meeting--you know, the one you can already see for free on the Internet--at the live Channel 101 NY screening this Wednesday?

For those not already in the know, what is Channel 101? According to their website:

Every month, five-minute TV shows are screened for a live audience in New York City. The audience votes to renew some shows and cancel others.

The top five shows become the new "prime time" lineup; losing shows are banished forever.

The next month, prime time shows return with new episodes, pitted against each other and a crop of fresh new pilots.

At Channel 101, your entertainment destiny is in your hands. If you like a show, nurture it with your votes and it will bloom into a series. If you don't like a show, it goes away. Wouldn't it be great if "real" television worked this way?

So drop by and vote for my show. If nothing else, it'll expedite production of new episodes since, if our ratings demand it, I'll have to keep cranking these things out.

Channel 101 Screening
Wed, Aug 5, 2009, 8:30pm
92YTribeca, 200 Hudson Street
$6.00

The Flop House Episode Forty-Two is ONLINE

Ask not for whom the Paul Blarts. It Blarts for thee. Meanwhile, Brock advances a novel theory about why the mall hijackers use non-lethal force; Dan is baffled by the contortions the screenwriters go through to explain normal, everyday things; and Stuart talks about his penis.

0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme
0:31 - 3:09 - We introduce our guest host, Brock Mahan.
3:10 - 30:55 - We watch that mall cop movie. No, not that one. The dumb one.
30:56 - 34:00- Final judgments
34:01 - 39:42 - The sad bastards recommend.
39:43 - 40:50 - Goodbyes, theme and a special message about Stuart's penis.

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Wikipedia synopsis of Paul Blart: Mall Cop