Those hams are fixin' to catch up a mess 'o fish!
Jack: hahahaha
me: Then I imagine they'll fry those fish up in their own squeezings.
Jack: i love it
where do you find these?
me: I saw some review of it on website about new books.
Apparently it's the 2nd in a series.I can't imagine that the premise can sustain much longer.
Jack: and it's spelled "squeezins'"
Jack: no "g"
me: True.
Apparently, they're two little girls who fell into the machinery at a canned ham factory.
Which, of course, turned them into anthropomorphic hams.
Jack: no way
really?
me: You read about it in the news all the time.
But when it happens to young girls...
Tragic.
Jack: my god
that's just asking for kids to throw themselves into ham cannery machinery
while on field trips to ham canneries
Jack: my god
what were these girls doing in a ham cannery?
i will give them credit for maintaining a positive outlook on life
seeing as how they have their whole lives ahead of them
with no chance of finding a husband or giving birth
due to them being hams
me: Well, I imagine they're beyond petty human concerns now.
Being hams.
Jack: yes
they have the sageness that comes with being a ham
they've transcended their human forms
me: also the oraganoness
Jack: you win
me: BOOM
I DROPPED THE BOMB ON YOU
Jack: although you misspelled oregano
me: Damn me.
Were I a ham, I'd know better.
1 comment:
Dan, that link is terrifying. If any hams show up in my nightmares, you're getting email.
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