Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Sara Palin Scandals

The haste with which John McCain made his Vice Presidential candidate choice made a thorough vetting impossible. As a result, a number of potential scandals have been uncovered by political bloggers. Here's a guide to some of the lesser-known scandals:

  • In an interview, she claimed her biggest flaw was that she "cares too much," when her biggest flaw is actually that she's "a perfectionist."
  • She passes along email forwards without checking Snopes.
  • Her favorite Indiana Jones movie was Crystal Skull, and she thought the Star Wars prequels were "cute."
  • She came to your dinner party without warning you that she's lactose intolerant.
  • On escalators, she stands to the left and walks on the right.
  • She told a friend that she thought you were looking "a little chubby."
  • She Twitters you all the time about lame bullshit.
  • She eats oysters in months without an "R."
  • She's really looking forward to Bangkok Dangerous.

1 comment:

Matt said...

Absolutely scathing