The Flop House Movie Minute #8 - Twin Sitters

We briefly discuss a barbarian-sized hit. Also: fully clothed breasts!

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Congratulations to Sara Schaefer

Congratulations to my friend and occasional colleague Sara Schaefer on her new gig writing for BestWeekEver.tv. This is the second time she's been able to quit her soul-crushing corporate job for gainful comedy employment. Some day I hope to know that sweet joy.

In the meantime, you can follow her collected Best Week Ever posts here.

The Flop House Episode Eighteen is ONLINE!

We discuss the teleporting extravaganza Jumper, a movie guaranteed to please the easily satisfied. Meanwhile, Stu explains his (unsurprisingly) sexual plans for super-powers, Matt pleads for peaceful coexistence between Jumpers and non-Jumpers, and Dan uses the podcast for his own personal gain
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.
0:33 - 1:21 - We introduce special guest host, Matt Koff.
1:22 - 29:19 - Jump! For my love! Jump in! ...Is a song we'd rather be listening to, than watching the film Jumper, starring Teen Anakin. Skywalker.
29:20 - 33:50 - Final judgments.
33:51 - 39:11 - A little Unbreakable feedback, and Dan hijacks the podcast for his own petty, personal purposes.
39:12 - 46:25 - The sad bastards recommend.
46:26 - 49:18 - Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

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Check out Matt Koff's very funny word of the day blog, the Word du Jour.









Wikipedia synopsis of Jumper.

Happy Birthday to Me!

In Which a Simple Request for Writing Advice Turns Into a Disturbing Psychosexual Drama

Matt: So your partner wants to experiment with tantric sex. But let's face it, you're a busy person! You don't have 10 hours to spend on a single orgasm! You’ve got foodshopping to do, dry cleaning to pick up, and bills to pay! At the Institute for Tantric Multitasking, we can show you how to keep things going, even while you’re coming!

me: Hmn.

Matt: That's all I got so far

!

me: I like the premise, but I'm not sure about this set-up...

Matt: Oh.

That's pretty much all there is.

me: I'd need to see more.

Matt: You mean the wording.

me: Yeah, something about it seems a little schticky.

But it has good potential.

Matt: I can see that.

I like you, you're a straight shooter!

You pull no punches.

me: I do enjoy hurting things.

With weapons and without.

Matt: Great!

Well, this meeting is over.

me: Okay.

>pulls out a Hustler <

>begins furtively masturbating<

Matt: Umm, you're still in my office.

me: Oh!

Right.

Matt: I have another meeting in 5 minutes.

me: This is your office.

Matt: Could you... stop that

right

YOU visited ME

me: Don't worry, I'll be done before then!

Just a sec.

Matt: You're missing the point.

me: It'll be longer if you don't stop talking!

Matt: Hrm.

me: Hand me the trash can.

Matt: It's in back of you.

me: Too late!

Matt: This is really impolite. Oh--

Oh geez.

me: Don't worry. It's mainly just in my pants.

I call that "intra-pant ejaculation."

As opposed to the more common "extra..."

I...

I should just go.

Matt: Yes.

me: See you at the family reunion!

Matt: With bells on.

...uncle Frank.

me: >CURTAIN<
Matt: The Atlantic Theater company is going to have a BALL with this one.

This is what the Internet has wrought, people. Bored, chat-based, off-color improvisational scenes. And what do you do at work?

If You Won't Listen to Me, Perhaps You'll Listen to the Highlander

ONE SARA SHOW, TONIGHT!
Tuesday, June 17 @ 8:00 p.m.
Ars Nova Theatre
Music by MEOWSKERS
Tamra Malaga, Dan McCoy
Directed by Jon Friedman
Live Video by Dan Winckler
$15

The Flop House Movie Minute #8 - Twisted Trailers

Trailers for some of this summer's biggest films.

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The Long, Awkward Conversation of the Lambs

Despite being in a number of comedy videos, I've never personally put a video on YouTube until now. And some may say that this barely qualifies. Still, take a look. You may enjoy it.

Buy "One Sara Show" Tix Online - Get Free Drink!

I'm giving readers of my blog the hook-up, ultimate booze-style. If you buy advance online tickets for Sara Schaefer's One Sara Show (featuring a cameo from yours truly) enter the coded SSFAN to get a drink ticket at the box office. Sara. Me. Alcohol. What more do you people want?

The Flop House Episode Seventeen is Online

We scoff at the feds by making our podcast completely Untraceable. You'll never shut us down! Meanwhile, Stuart pontificates about pizza disposal, Dan indicates his preference for old-timey modes of tragedy communication, and Elliott gives the writer of Untraceable lessons in Nielsen ratings.

0:00 - 0:30 - Intro and theme.
0:31 - 1:40 - We welcome back co-host Elliott Kalan after a brief break, and he pitches us a Kalan-centric TV vehicle.
1:41 - 26:42 - A perfectly pleasant conversation about sticking your penis in various foodstuffs is ruined by the film Untraceable.
26:43 - 30:00 - Final judgments.
30:01 - 36:16 - The sad bastards recommend.
36:17 - 38:03 - Shilling for the website - now with fan art and videos!
38:04 - 40:14 - Some final thoughts about Untraceable, fan art, and penises.
40:15 - 41:19 - Goodbyes, theme music, and outtakes.

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SOUND NOTE: We apologize for some of the sound in this episode. About 2/3 of the way through, some sort of technical issue befell Dan's microphone/ levels. We've done our best to fix this in post by manually boosting the volume whenever he speaks (since, luckily, he was picked up by the other host's microphones). However, as you can imagine, that solution isn't ideal. The episode is still completely listenable (thanks in some part to Dan not talking as much towards the end of the episode - a fortunate bit of laziness on his part), but we apologize for the dip in quality towards the end.








Wikipedia synopsis of Untraceable.

The Flop House Movie Minute #7 - Deleted Scenes

We present an extended cut from a horror movie classic.

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