A Major Award!

I won Daniel Radosh's excellent New Yorker Anti Caption Contest this week. In the words of the contest itself, the goal is to "submit the worst possible caption" for the week's cartoon (as furnished by the actual New Yorker Caption Contest). Usually it's just for bragging rights, but this week there was an actual prize -- a signed copy of Slate editor Jacob Weisberg's book, The Bush Tragedy. Finally, a book to tell me how shitty President Bush is! (I kid, I kid! I'm always glad to win something, and I like those folks over at Slate.)

Anyway, my winning (anti) caption is below.














"I bet this is killing a tremendous number of people."

I Am Nothing if Not Honorable

...ly mentioned.

Honorable Mention

I'm an honorable mention this week, over at Daniel Radosh's New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest. If this keeps up, the Anti New Yorker will be hiring me any day now.

I'm a Winner...

Well. Insomuch as I won Daniel Radosh's New Yorker Anti Caption Contest this week. I'm not exactly proud of the winning caption, y'understand. The joke's kind of horrible. But remember, the point of the contest is to think up the worst possible caption for the cartoon. You have been duly disclaimed.

The Usual Filler

I am, again, a finalist in Daniel Radosh's weekly New Yorker Anti Caption Contest, the goal of which is to "submit the worst possible caption."

The comic, and my caption:














"Wow, I'm stuffed. I can't believe I ate so many monkeys!"

Pure Filler

Once again, I was a finalist over at Daniel Radosh's New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest. Someday, I will take the top prize, and will finally ascend to my rightful place as Secretary General of Making Fun of the New Yorker.

Pure Filler

Hey, I'm one of the runners-up this week, over at Daniel Radosh's New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest.

Minor Victory Monday:The Return!

Once again, I was one of this week's finalists in Daniel Radosh's excellent New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest.

Mondays Are Made for Minor Victories

I'm one of last week's finalists in Daniel Radosh's weekly New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest. Huzzah!