"Set in Sin City, story revolves around two people who discover they've gotten married following a night of debauchery, with one of them winning a huge jackpot after playing the other's quarter. Unhappy pair try to undermine each other and get their hands on the money -- falling in love along the way." --Synopsis of "What Happens in Vegas" from IMDB
What this synopsis fails to mention is that Kutcher and Diaz are then "sentenced to six months hard marriage."
These activist judges are getting out of control!
What an unexpected result of Dennis Miller becoming a judge. I'll bet the Bush administration regrets that appointment... unless, of course, forced heterosexual conscription is a part of their strategy against gay marriage.
SHAME ON YOU, JUDICIAL BRANCH.