Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Pseudonyms I Would Go By, If I Were a Pick-Up Artist

"The Icy Burn"

"Cuddle Monster 2000"

"Last of the Mohicans"

"The Non-threatening Fallback"

"The Metal Sea Lion"

"Doctor Detroit"

"The Underoo Bandit"

"Sexy Insurance Agent" (also my Halloween costume)

"Mr. Impossifantistraviganzor"

"Baron von Creepystare"

"Lars and the Real Girl"

"The Genital-rubber"

"Rick"

"99 Luftballoons"

"Hurricane Margaret"

"Robert Downey Jr."

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