Tuesday, September 19, 2006

In Which I Object to the Marketing of Certain Distasteful Items

Apparently, the urinal in our office is a "Flushboy" brand toilet fixture. I am a firm believer that urinals should not be given anthropomorphic nicknames. Here are some other products that I would appreciate people not inventing:
  • Plungerette
  • Ipecacadet
  • Bedpanymph
  • Diaphramaster
  • Colonoscopuppy
  • Rape Whistler's Mother

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