Raisins – dried grapes
Craisins – dried cranberries
Crazins – homicidal dried cranberries
Cruisins – dried copies of the Al Pacino film “Cruising”
Musins – dried idle thoughts/ newspaper opinion columns
Mueslisns – especially dry muesli, often made with double-dried raisins, or “draisins”
Boozins – dried Boo-Berry Cereal
Boozyboozins – dried Boo-Berry Cereal served with kahlua instead of milk
Boo-boozyboozins - dried Boo-Berry Cereal served with kahlua instead of milk that’s eaten by Yogi the Bear’s sidekick Boo-Boo
Balooboo-boozyboozins – When Baloo the Bear eats Boo-Boo the bear after he’s eaten dried Boo-Berry Cereal that’s been served with kahlua instead of milk
Balloonbalooboo-boozyboozins – The bloated feeling Baloo the Bear gets after eating Boo-Boo after he’s eaten dried Boo-Berry Cereal that’s been served with kahlua instead of milk
Boobzins – very small breasts
Bruisins – the injuries you get after remarking on a woman’s boobzins
Fumezins – what this bit is currently running on
Loosin – what I’m doing to my audience right now
Amusin – the kind of ending I don’t have for this bit
[Dan throws down smoke bomb and disappears]
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*Snoozin*
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