Matt: I hear it's restaurant week.
me: I hear it's BREASTaurant week.
Hubba hubba!
Matt: You don't hear that.
You just wanted to type "breast."
me: BREASTaurant
Soooo... what's in the news.
Everyone's going crazy for this new Apple iPad!
Matt: why
why are you doing this
me: I say that pad's not going to absorb any menstrual blood.
Not worth it.
Matt: where's my whiskey...
me: Obama's doing a spending freeze.
Have a heart Mr. President.
Matt: can't... take... much... more
me: It's January!
Send your money to Miami!
Matt: the voices
the voices won't leave
me: Seriously though, you've been a terrible audience.
me: Seriously though, you've been a terrible audience.
Just awful.
I'm gonna take a break and go to the bar, but I'll be back in 15.
Matt: the blood
the pain
the horror
Be glad I don't have your gmail address.
Be glad I don't have your gmail address.
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