New status message: used gravel for sale - in original shrinkwrap
matt.koff: I'll take some
me: $12 for four pieces.
matt.koff: hmm
how... big are the pieces
me: gravel-sized
matt.koff: Isn't that kind of unreasonable
what were they used for?
me: Look, if you're not interested, move along.
matt.koff: WHAT WERE THEY USED FOR, ANSWER ME
me: You're wasting my time, and blocking my business.
They were used for gravel.
matt.koff: I'LL TAKE IT
me: too late.
matt.koff: WHAT
YOU JUST PUT IT UP
me: I've promised it all to a collector in Tokyo.
matt.koff: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M SUCH AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAD A CHANCE TO GET THAT GRAVEL AND I BLEW IT
me: It's really delicious gravel too. And totally water-absorbent.
matt.koff: DGHUOIDSHF-9SVSIOUDVB
me: Plus it does taxes.
matt.koff: NO!!
me: Well, I'm off to swim in my money bin.
(I built it after selling so much gravel)
At this point, both parties lose interest and go off to read a blog or something. Lather, rinse, repeat.
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Too soon.
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